High School Hollywood

Alicia Silverstone

‘I think that Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it is true lightness.’

Britney Spears

‘I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.’

 Paris Hilton

‘Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me.’

 January Jones

‘The b***hes in high school were b***hes because I was pretty.’

 Charlie Sheen

‘I’m tired of pretending I’m not b***hin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.’

 Christina Aguilera

‘So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?’

 Arnold Schwarzenegger

‘I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.’

 Justin Bieber

‘Whatever [political system] they have in Korea, that’s bad.’

 Jessica Simpson

‘Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.’‘

 Taylor Swift

‘I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!’

 Penn Badgley

‘In certain circles, we’re [the ‘Gossip Girl’ cast] treated like royalty. We’re … like the Kennedys.’

 Jennifer Aniston

‘I found a really long gray hair and it kind of flipped me out. It’s not my first, but it’s the fact that it was so long. I was like, ‘Oh that’s been there. How many others are there, and what does that mean?’ It actually brought me to tears slightly.’

 David Hasselhoff

‘I had something to prove. I had to prove I was more than a guy who talked to a car.’

 Reese Witherspoon

‘[Robert Pattinson] was literally snorting and snotting through every second of [their love scene in ‘Water for Elephants’]. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting — I’m not kidding!’

 Kanye West

‘George Bush doesn’t care about black people.’

 Kris Jenner

‘She [Kim Kardashian] didn’t make a dime off of this wedding.’